N. (to Will Turner) "You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?"

N. "Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid."

N. "Wherever we want to go, we go. That's what a ship is, you know. It's not just a keel and hull and a deck and sails. That's what a ship needs. But what a ship is... what the Black Pearl really is... is freedom."

N. "The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers."

N. "Son, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?"

N. "No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?"

N. [talking to Will Turner about Elizabeth] "She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington just like she promised and you're all set to die for her just like you promised. So we're all men of our word, really... Except for Elizabeth, who is in fact a woman."

N. [to Elizabeth] "My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that me you are troubled."

N. "Look! [Jack shoots the monkey] An undead monkey! Top that!"